50 Inappropriate Dog Names You Should NEVER Use

You can scroll through hundreds of websites that advertise the best names for your new pup, but what some of us need is a list of what not to name our dog. If you came here looking for awesome name suggestions, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list of inappropriate dog names.

1. Al Coholic
2. Al Ca-bone
3. Anita Bath
4. Bae
5. Booger
6. Buck Nekkid
7. Caillou
8. Chairman Mao
9. Christian Gray (“Mr. Gray likes leashes and biting.”)
10. Cole Ostamie
11. Cruella de Vil (Possibly acceptable if you own a Dalmatian.)
12. Dick (It’s short for Richard, you guys, totally legit!)
13. Dolores Umbridge
14. Enema
15. Fire
16. Fleek
17. Gotham (You might think it’s hilarious to tell your friends “Gotham needs me” every time your dog whines, but no. Don’t do it!)
18. Grandpa Joe (We all know he could walk that entire time before they left for the chocolate factory.)
19. Harry Johnson
20. Ivana Tinkle
21. Jack the Ripper Russell Terrier
22. Justin Bieber
23. Killer
24. L Ron Hubbard
25. Martha Stewart
26. Mary Jane
27. Master Bates
28. MayDay
29. Maya Buttreeks
30. Max E. Pad
31. Miss Trunchbull
32. Pepé Le Pew
33. Pierre Pants
34. Pitler (So your pittie has a mustache that mildly resembles one of the most heinous dictators of all time? Nope, don’t even think about it.)
35. Regina George
36. Richard III
37. Santorum (And we’re not talking about the former U.S. senator, either.)
38. Saruman
39. Scrote
40. Seymour Butts
41. Stawwwwlin
42. Thanos
43. Tonya Harding
44. Twerk (Acceptable name for corgis, though.)
45. Uranus
46. Viagra
47. Voldemort
48. War
49. YOLO
50. Your Mom