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50 Inappropriate Dog Names You Should NEVER Use

Written by: Elise Remp

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You can scroll through hundreds of websites that advertise the best names for your new pup, but what some of us need is a list of what not to name our dog. If you came here looking for awesome name suggestions, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list of inappropriate dog names.

50 Inappropriate Dog Names You Just Shouldn’t Use

  1. Al Coholic
  2. Al Ca-bone
  3. Anita Bath
  4. Bae
  5. Booger
  6. Buck Nekkid
  7. Caillou
  8. Chairman Mao
  9. Christian Gray (“Mr. Gray likes leashes and biting.”)
  10. Cole Ostamie
  11. Cruella de Vil (Possibly acceptable if you own a Dalmatian.)
  12. Dick (It’s short for Richard, you guys, totally legit!)
  13. Dolores Umbridge
  14. Enema
  15. Fire
  16. Fleek
  17. Gotham (You might think it’s hilarious to tell your friends “Gotham needs me” every time your dog whines, but no. Don’t do it!)
  18. Grandpa Joe (We all know he could walk that entire time before they left for the chocolate factory.)
  19. Harry Johnson
  20. Ivana Tinkle
  21. Jack the Ripper Russell Terrier
  22. Justin Bieber
  23. Killer
  24. L Ron Hubbard
  25. Martha Stewart
  26. Mary Jane
  27. Master Bates
  28. MayDay
  29. Maya Buttreeks
  30. Max E. Pad
  31. Miss Trunchbull
  32. Pepé Le Pew
  33. Pierre Pants
  34. Pitler (So your pittie has a mustache that mildly resembles one of the most heinous dictators of all time? Nope, don’t even think about it.)
  35. Regina George
  36. Richard III
  37. Santorum (And we’re not talking about the former U.S. senator, either.)
  38. Saruman
  39. Scrote
  40. Seymour Butts
  41. Stawwwwlin
  42. Thanos
  43. Tonya Harding
  44. Twerk (Acceptable name for corgis, though.)
  45. Uranus
  46. Viagra
  47. Voldemort
  48. War
  49. YOLO
  50. Your Mom

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