January 2025 BarkBox & Super Chewer Theme Reveal: Tails From The Ice Age!

Dee Dee Dodo

Although they descended from pigeons, the Dodo Bird could not fly. Although they descended from wolves, your dog won’t take their medicine for their seasonal allergies unless it’s wrapped in cheese.

Slobbertooth Tiger

Despite their reputation, Saber-Tooth Tigers actually had pretty brittle teeth, and avoided chomping on giant bones. This worked out well for Dire Wolves, who got all the bones, and let the Saber-Tooths have all the giant balls of string.

Thawed Maude

Woolly Mammoths were one of the most popular subjects of cave paintings. So, maybe someday someone’s gonna appreciate our pup-filled camera rolls.

Megalania Meg

The Megalania might’ve measured anywhere from 12 to 25 feet long, and weighed anywhere from 500 to 4,000 pounds. Today, this all falls under the category of “lap dog.”

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Slennifer Sloth

Almost 10 feet tall, and weighing several tons, the Giant Ground Sloth would use its muscular tail for support when standing upright on its hind legs. This, of course, was in the B.W. era (Before Wagging.)

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Woolly Ryan

In 2016, a Beagle named Crystal sniffed out and dug up a 250,000-year-old Woolly Rhino bone. So there’s still hope for that tennis ball under the couch.

Get this toy in the Double Deluxe box —upgrade your account to add two additional toys and two extra bags of treats this month!

Giganto Gene

Some believe the Gigantopithecus did not go extinct, but crossed into North America and became the origin of the Bigfoot legend. Some believe that the biggest bed in the house is for humans, but we know better.

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Paula Bear

Since they are only successful 2% of the time, Polar Bears spend almost half their lives hunting for food. Since they are successful nearly 100% of the time, your dog spends almost half their day staring at you with their “please give me a treat” eyes.

Dodo Bert

Although they descended from pigeons, the Dodo Bird could not fly. Although they descended from wolves, your dog won’t take their medicine for their seasonal allergies unless it’s wrapped in cheese.

Sabertooth Tyler

Despite their reputation, Saber-Tooth Tigers actually had pretty brittle teeth, and avoided chomping on giant bones. This worked out well for Dire Wolves, who got all the bones, and let the Saber-Tooths have all the giant balls of string.

Mammoth Bone

In 2016, a Beagle named Crystal sniffed out and dug up a 250,000-year-old Woolly Rhino bone. So there’s still hope for that tennis ball under the couch.

Get this toy in the Double Deluxe box —upgrade your account to add two additional toys and two extra bags of treats this month! 

Pully Mammoth

Woolly Mammoths were one of the most popular subjects of cave paintings. So, maybe someday someone’s gonna appreciate our pup-filled camera rolls.

Get this toy in the Double Deluxe box —upgrade your account to add two additional toys and two extra bags of treats this month!

Niceberg

A smaller iceberg, roughly the size of a grand piano or large truck, is called a “growler.” Not to be confused with your dog looking at themselves in the mirror.

Ice Stickle

Some scientists believe that, during one 15-million-year-long Ice Age, ice might have covered the entire surface of the Earth. Just like dog fur covers almost the entire surface of your home.

Mega Molar

The word “Megalodon” is derived from Greek, meaning “giant tooth.” The word “Dog” is also derived from Greek, meaning “lil baby bum bum baby perfect schnookum sugar butt.”