You can scroll through hundreds of websites that advertise the best names for your new pup, but what some of us need is a list of what not to name our dog. If you came here looking for awesome name suggestions, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list of inappropriate dog names.
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50 Inappropriate Dog Names You Just Shouldn’t Use
- Al Coholic
- Al Ca-bone
- Anita Bath
- Bae
- Booger
- Buck Nekkid
- Caillou
- Chairman Mao
- Christian Gray (“Mr. Gray likes leashes and biting.”)
- Cole Ostamie
- Cruella de Vil (Possibly acceptable if you own a Dalmatian.)
- Dick (It’s short for Richard, you guys, totally legit!)
- Dolores Umbridge
- Enema
- Fire
- Fleek
- Gotham (You might think it’s hilarious to tell your friends “Gotham needs me” every time your dog whines, but no. Don’t do it!)
- Grandpa Joe (We all know he could walk that entire time before they left for the chocolate factory.)
- Harry Johnson
- Ivana Tinkle
- Jack the Ripper Russell Terrier
- Justin Bieber
- Killer
- L Ron Hubbard
- Martha Stewart
- Mary Jane
- Master Bates
- MayDay
- Maya Buttreeks
- Max E. Pad
- Miss Trunchbull
- Pepé Le Pew
- Pierre Pants
- Pitler (So your pittie has a mustache that mildly resembles one of the most heinous dictators of all time? Nope, don’t even think about it.)
- Regina George
- Richard III
- Santorum (And we’re not talking about the former U.S. senator, either.)
- Saruman
- Scrote
- Seymour Butts
- Stawwwwlin
- Thanos
- Tonya Harding
- Twerk (Acceptable name for corgis, though.)
- Uranus
- Viagra
- Voldemort
- War
- YOLO
- Your Mom
