15 Things To Never Say To A French Bulldog
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Our dearest Frenchies, we always mean well, but sometimes your incredible cuteness gets in the way of our consideration of your feelings. We will try to be better by recognizing that we know you're sick of hearing these 15 things.
Hey man, we're all about positive body image here.
Non, mais vous êtes stupide.
Life can be so tough sometimes...
Dog joy delivered every month!
Guess you don't really like your cat.
Yeah, sure, whatever you say, human.
According to my studies, you're an ignorant bully. And not the good kinda bully - like me!
If by "jog," you mean lie down and refuse to move.
With my lungs, you jerk.
A Frenchie's gotta do what a Frenchie's gotta do.
Did I say you could come into my office?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Big enough to hear your voice, unfortunately.
Can't a pup just be stinky?
How dare you! I rule this land.