Expresso 8

A Bob Odenkirk Invention

Finally, a solution to brush your dog's teeth while expressing their anal glands.

Built on the massive R&D financial failures of Expresso 1 through 7.

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R&D History

Eight Generations. One Unified Breakthrough.

Innovation is iterative.

Expresso 1: Prototype. Showed promise. Only 1400% over budget.

Expresso 2: Overheated. Bad. Like, real bad.

Expresso 3: Confused which hole was which. 🤷

Expresso 4: Only wanted to do butt stuff. We still have it around, make us an offer.

Expresso 5: We never picked up from the port, stupid tariffs.

Expresso 6: We sold to Lockheed because we were running out of money.

Expresso 7: Functioned mostly as planned, but accidentally killed our research intern Adam (We miss you, Adam).

Expresso 8? We're ready for prime time and looking for testers!

Leadership

Bob Odenkirk

Founder & Chief End-to-End Scientist

After years observing the inefficiencies of sequential hygiene (dental + butt stuff), Bob committed himself to solving BOTH ENDS of the problem (you get it). Expresso 8 represents a breakthrough in simultaneous dual hole care delivery and distraction-calibrated compliance.

System Overview

The Dual-Port Architecture

Every component engineered for simultaneous dual-port operation.

Expresso 8 Dual-Port Architecture schematic diagram

Technical Specifications

3-Axis Posterior Vectoring

120 RPM Oral Drive

Dual-Port Calibration System

Firmware v8.2

Personalization

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Your Configuration

Rev 8.2

Expression Standard Clinical

Distraction Full Focus

Aroma Classic Jerky

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Protein

Real Beef is the #1 Ingredient

Because dogs don’t dream about “beef flavor.” They dream about beef. Period.

Supplements

Immune System Sidekick

Packed with antioxidants like Vitamin E, Selenium, and Zinc to help dogs fight off villains like germs, squirrels, and the vacuum.

Belly Buddies

Pre- and Probiotics for happy digestion.

Hip & Joint Support

Hip + joint helpers (like glucosamine) for epic zoomies.

Skin & Coat Support

Omegas 3 & 6 for a coat that says “pet me, I’m stunning”.

Full Ingredient List

Beef, Beef Meal, Pea Protein, Sorghum, Barley, Chicken Fat (preserved with Mixed Tocopherols and Citric Acid), Beet Pulp, Brown Rice, Peas, Brewers Dried Yeast, Soybean Meal, Corn Germ Meal, Poultry Liver Flavor, Chicken By-Products, Salmon Oil, Sweet Potato Powder, Potassium Chloride, Inulin, Choline Chloride, Salt, alpha Tocopherol Acetate, Taurine, Zinc Sulfate, Calcium Carbonate, Iron Sulfate, Pea Fiber, Citric Acid (preservative), Mixed Tocopherols (preservative), Niacinamide, L-Carnitine, Copper Sulfate, Manganese Sulfate, Vitamin B12 Supplement, Vitamin A Supplement, Calcium Pantothenate, Zinc Proteinate, Sodium Selenite, Riboflavin, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Thiamin Mononitrate, Copper Proteinate, Manganese Proteinate, Calcium Iodate, Vitamin D3 Supplement, Biotin, Folic Acid, Natural Flavors, Dried Enterococcus faecium Fermentation Product, Dried Lactobacillus acidophilus Fermentation Product, Dried Lactobacillus casei Fermentation Product.

Note: All food recipes contain some chicken, and will not be suitable for dogs with a chicken allergy.

Guaranteed Analysis

Crude Protein (min): 27.0%

Crude Fat (min): 13.0%

Crude Fiber (max): 3.5%

Moisture (max): 10.0%

Zinc (max): 150 mg/kg

Selenium (min): 0.35 mg/kg

Vitamin E (min): 450 IU/kg

L-Carnitine* (min): 50 mg/kg

Glucosamine* (min): 500 ppm

Omega-6 Fatty Acid* (min): 2.5%

Omega-3 Fatty Acid* (min): 0.3%

Taurine* (min): 0.2%

Total Microorganisms: Bacteria (min)  (Lactobacillus Acidophilus, Enterococcus  Faecium, Lactobacillus Casei)*: 1M cfu/lb

* Not recognized as an essential nutrient by the AAFCO Dog Food Nutrient Profiles.

Our Approach

Bark Beef and Ancient Grains Recipe dog food is formulated to meet the nutritional levels established by the Association of American Feed Control Officials (AAFCO) Dog Food Nutrient Profiles for all life stages including growth of large size dogs (70 lb. or more as an adult).

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Eight Generations. One Unified Breakthrough.

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